On the Road to Workville

The reality of my situation has finally taken center stage. Although the lazy bum in me really wants to continue to do nothing, my right wing capitalist side won’t stand for it any longer. My love of money and security is much stronger than any hippie tendencies I have. I will kid myself no longer and attempt to re-enter the work force. I have already begun the self marketing process including cover letter, resume, website, and routine bathing. I’m sure potential employers will appreciate that. Now the games shall begin!

P.S. - If you would like to hire me, here is my resume.

I’m a team player with a go get ‘em attitude! (Insert additional “hire me” clichés here.)
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